Be Back Monday…

Time for a little time off. Smile I’ll be back Monday. Until then… Enjoy a bit of humor to honor breast cancer month.

Author Unknown —

A woman in her 40’s is at home,
happily jumping on her bed while squealing with delight. 
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, ‘Do you have any idea how
ridiculous you look?  What’s the matter with you?’ 

The woman
continues to bounce on the bed and says, ‘I don’t care what you
think!  I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor
says that not only am I super healthy,
but that I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.’ 
The
husband replies, ‘What did he say about your 48-year-old ass ?

Published in: on October 23, 2009 at 3:54 pm  Comments (3)  

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  1. On October 24, 2009 at 9:50 pm Patsy said:

    Enjoy your weekend. We all need to get away once in a while huh? Loved the joke. Be sure to post about your weekend. Hugs, Patsy

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  2. On October 26, 2009 at 12:10 pm Destiny said:

    Thanks, Patsy.

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  3. On October 26, 2009 at 12:18 pm Destiny said:

    Oh my gosh, I completely left out a line on this joke. The wife is supposed to say, "He didn’t ask about you." Oops. Leave it to me to leave out the punch line. : ) Too excited about vacation, I guess.

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