No Enemies?

Author Unknown —

Let’s Hope This
Happens
       
To All Of Us!

 
 
   All women should live so
long as to be this kind of old
lady!

   Toward
the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked,
How many of you have forgiven your
enemies?’

             
80% held up their
hands.

   The
Minister then repeated his question. All
responded this time,  except one small
elderly lady.

   ‘Mrs. Neely?;
Are you not willing to forgive your
enemies?’

   ‘I don’t have
any.’
She replied, smiling
sweetly.

‘Mrs. Neely,
that is very unusual.  How old are you?

   ’98’, she
replied. The congregation stood up and clapped
their hands.

   ‘Oh, Mrs.
Neely, would you please come in front & tell
us how a person can live 98 years & not have
a single enemy in the
 world?


   
The sweetheart of a lady tottered down the
aisle, faced the  congregation, and said,

                  
‘I’ve
out lived all those
bitches.’

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