Cute, cute, cute!

Author Unknown:





1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup,


the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she’d


done many times before. After she applied her lipstick


started to leave, the little one said, "But
Gramma, you


forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will
probably never


put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing
the toilet paper







2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me


Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him,


My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked,


"Did you start at 1?"





3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a


changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and
proceeded to


wash her hair.. As she heard the children getting more


more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally,


threw a towel around her head and stormed into their


putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she
left the


room, she heard the three-year-old say with a
trembling voice,


"Who was THAT?"




4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter


her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside


on a pond I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from


tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked


raspberries in the woods." The little girl was


taking this all in. At last she said, "I sure
wish I’d gotten to


know you sooner!"





5. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked,


"Grandma, do you know how you and God are
alike?" I


mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how
are we


alike?” "You’re both old," he replied.





6. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her


grandfather’s word processor. She told him she was


writing a story. "What’s it about?" he


"I don’t know," she replied. "I can’t





7. I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her


colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point


something and ask what color it was.. She would tell
me and


was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued.


last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma,
I think


you should try to figure out some of these,





8. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation


we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep


attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies
followed us in.


Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered,
"It’s no use Grandpa.


Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with





9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I


replied, "I’m not sure."


"Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he
advised, "mine says


I’m 4 to 6."





10. A second grader came home from school and said to


grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how


make babies today." The grandmother, more than a


surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That’s
interesting," she said,


"how do you make babies?"


"It’s simple," replied the girl. "You
just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ and add







11. Children’s Logic: "Give me a sentence about a


public servant," said a teacher. The small boy


"The fireman came down the ladder pregnant."


teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don’t


 you know what pregnant means?" she asked.


 "Sure," said the young boy
confidently. ‘It means


 carrying a child."





12. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to


their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.


Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a
Dalmatian dog.


The children started discussing the dog’s duties.


"They use him to keep crowds back," said one


"No," said another. "He’s just for good


 A third child brought the argument to a
close.."They use


 the dogs," she said firmly, "to find
the fire hydrants."





13. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived.


"Oh," he said, "she lives at the
airport, and when we want


her, we just go get her.. Then, when we’re done having


visit, we take her back to the airport."





14. Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches
me good


good things, but I don’t get to see him enough to get
as smart


as him!





15. My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over;


 hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.

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