Valentine’s Day Humor


David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about
the history of Valentine’s Day. "Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian
saint and we’re Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving
someone a valentine?"

David’s father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don’t think God would get
mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," David says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock.

"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish
boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think
that maybe we’re not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And
if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he’d love everyone a
lot. And then he’d start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he
loved them and how he didn’t hate anyone anymore."

His father’s heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.

"David, that’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever heard."

"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open,
the Marines shoot him."

**This joke came from

Published in: on February 15, 2010 at 2:06 am  Leave a Comment  

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