Questions That Haunt Me – Author Unknown

QUESTIONS
THAT HAUNT
ME!

 


Can
you cry under water?


How
important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just
murdered?


Why
do you have to "put your two cents in"… but it’s only a "penny
for your thoughts"?  Where’s that extra penny going
to?


Once
you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?


Why
does a round pizza come in a square box
?


What
disease did cured ham actually
have?


How
is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage?


Why
is it that people say they "slept like a baby " when babies wake
up like every two
hours?


If
a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?



Why
are you IN a movie, but
you’re ON TV?


Why
do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the
ground?


Why
do doctors leave the room while you
change?

They’re
going to see you naked anyway.


Why
is "bra" singular and "panties"
plural?


Why
do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat
?


If
Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
about him?


Can
a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane
?


If
the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a
boat?


Why
does Goofy stands erect while Pluto remains on all
fours?

They’re
both dogs!


If
Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
didn’t he just buy dinner?


If
corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made
from?


If
electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?


Do
the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?


Why
did you just try singing the two songs
above?


Why
do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but
call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your
butt?


Did
you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out
the window?


Do
you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
place?

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