A Smile Every Sunday – Tiger’s Christmas

Tiger’s Christmas
Author Unknown

Twas
the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a
flyin’, chased by his spouse..

She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t
too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his
Blackberry.

He’d been cheatin’ on Elin, and the story
progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

He’d
been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and
Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the
basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the
news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not
in their pants, he was sendin’ them texts.

Despite all his cryin’
and beggin’ and pleadin’,
Tiger’s wife went investin’ — a new home
in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white
Escalade,
"If you’re gettin’ laid then I’m gettin’
paid."

She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good
cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this
year.

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Published in: on December 20, 2009 at 5:32 pm  Leave a Comment  

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