A Smile Every Sunday – Now, now Ellen

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three-year-old
girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked
for cookies, and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately
began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we
just have half of the aisles left to go through; don’t be upset. It
won’t be long."

He passed the mother again in the candy aisle. Of
course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she
couldn’t have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there,
Ellen, don’t cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we’ll be
checking out."

The man happened to be behind the pair in the
checkout line, where the little girl began to clamor for gum and burst
into a terrible tantrum upon discovering her mother would not buy any
gum. "Ellen, we’ll be through this checkout stand in five minutes, and
then you can go home and have a nice nap," the mother said.

The
man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to
compliment her. "I couldn’t help noticing how patient you were with
little Ellen," he said.

The mother replied, "My little girl’s name is Tammy. I’m Ellen."

**This joke came from http://www.basicjokes.com.**

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Published in: on November 29, 2009 at 2:21 pm  Comments (2)  

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2 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. LOL this is Cute. Thanks for sharing Destiny :)Jordana

  2. Thanks! I knew I had to post this in light of the kick off to the holiday shopping season. 🙂


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