A Smile Every Sunday – Farting Your Guts Out

Farting Your Guts Out

Joke submitted by: Anonymous


Bob
and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years,
Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for
work.


Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days, you’re gonna fart your guts out!"


One Thanksgiving morning, Martha’s preparing the turkey and gets an
idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the
turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.


Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning
ritual. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom. Martha laughs,
but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for 3
hours.


She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens
up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You were right. I did
fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got
them back up there again."

**This joke came from http://www.jokecenter.com/jokes/Thanksgiving/175.htm.**

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Published in: on November 16, 2009 at 1:18 am  Leave a Comment  

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