A Smile Every Sunday – Blond Joke

Best blonde
joke you’ll ever read!

Author Unknown


Two
sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial
trouble.

In order to keep the bank
from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so
that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, ‘When I get there,
if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out
after me and haul it home.’

The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects the bull, and
decides she wants to buy it.

The man tells her that he
will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she
drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to
tell her the news.

She walks into the
telegraph office, and says, ‘I want to send a telegram to my sister
telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch.

I need her to hitch the
trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul
it home.’

The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her,
then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.

Well, after paying for the
bull, the brunette realizes that she’ll only be able to send
her sister one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, ‘I want you
to send her the word ‘comfortable.’

The operator shakes his head. ‘How is she ever going to know
that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and
drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send
her just the word
‘comfortable?’

The brunette explains, ‘My sister’s blonde. The word is big.

She’ll read it very
slowly…. ‘com-for-da-bul.’

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Published in: on November 1, 2009 at 2:27 pm  Comments (2)  

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2 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. Haha….this one is good!

  2. Thanks!


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