A Smile Every Sunday – Embarrassing Moments

The Most Embarrassing Moments Ever!

Let’s
face it – we’ve all had our share of embarrassing moments. Just be
thankful that none of them were as humiliating (and hilarious!) as
these:

"A mother was taking a shower when
her2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet
paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so she ran for my
camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that she had copies
made and included one with each of their Christmas cards. Days later, a
relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and
suggesting that she take a closer look. Puzzled, the mother stared at
the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to her son, she
had captured her reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!"

"A
woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy
behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied,
"No, I’m just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh
hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away."

"A
lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got
up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag.
Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and
boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN,
TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of
the store apparently misunderstood the word ‘Tampax’ for ‘THUMBTACKS.’
In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU
WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH
A HAMMER?’

An introvert went to bar and
spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his
courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, "Ma’ am,
would be OK if sit here and talk with you?" She was alert, suspecting
this man, and responds by yelling, "No, I won’t sleep with you
tonight!" Customers in the bar started staring at them. The embarrassed
guy quickly returns to his table dejected and ashamed. The young woman
waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on
her face she says, "I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a
college student in psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to
how people react to embarrassing moments." The cunning guy now yells
loudly, "What do you mean by $500?"

**These stories came from http://www.onlyfunnystories.com.**

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Published in: on July 26, 2009 at 7:37 pm  Leave a Comment  

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