A Smile Every Sunday – Husband Jokes

One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," She replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

He said – Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said – That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while
I sit on the sofa and fart.

Q: What do you call an! intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A:
A rumor

A man and his wife, now in their 60’s, were celebrating their 40th
wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them
and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could
have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh!
Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger… Whoosh…immediately
he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!

**These jokes came from http://jayesh.profitfromprices.com/Fun_Wife_jokes.htm.**

Published in: on July 12, 2009 at 1:09 pm  Leave a Comment  

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