A Smile Every Sunday

Author Unknown –
 
FEMALE COMPASSION
  (The depth and breadth of it is truly amazing!)
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. 
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said ‘Have you ever had a hug?’
The man said ‘No,’ so she gave him a hug and walked on..
The second woman said, ‘Have you ever had a kiss?’
The man said, ‘No,’ so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said, ‘Have you ever been screwed ?’
The fellow’s eyes lit up and with a big grin he said, ‘No.’
She said, ‘You will be when the tide comes in.’
 
~Thank you for sending this to me, Matthew Pierce-Author. ~
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